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Welcome to Pat's Hall of Fame™ (est. 1999), the Internet's foremost collection
of . . . Hall of Famers.
Once you venture past the turnstiles, please feel free to have a look around, browse the shrines, and admire the artifacts.
However, before you enter the main gallery area, let us run down some of the museum guidelines.
No spittin', no fightin', no cussin'. Please do not smudge the glass display cases with your grubby mitts, and by all means
please do not drool on or otherwise mar the hardwood floor (we've had a lot of complaints from our janitor Clint lately,
so let's try and tone it down a little, shall we?).
Our philosophy in determining a Hall of Famer is very simple: does she possess those rare intangibles that are certain
to convince our Panel of Experts? Literally dozens of candidates come before our Panel each year, but only a
very select few are chosen.
Each Hall of Fame candidate undergoes a rigorous screening process before being enshrined, and the process sometimes can last minutes,
hours, or even days. Breathe easy with the knowledge that each potential Hall of Famer is subject to a battery of tests before
enshrinement.
There are no set criteria; rather a set of loose guidelines. Is she attractive with a minimum of or even no makeup?
Has she avoided cosmetic repair and/or enhancement? Does she convey a certain aura of intelligence? Has she never been accused
of being “tore up”? Is she not “rough around the edges”? Is her beauty somewhat understated, yet compelling? Has she managed to
neatly sidestep a romantic tryst with a member of Motley Crue or some other unseemly cheese-metal band?
While our Panel is certainly not opposed to outside sources bringing worthy candidates to our attention, please bear in mind that this is a dictatorship, not a democracy. The Panel of Experts have all completed numerous stringent courses in
Identification of Attractiveness, and hold innumerable certificates of merit. All decisions of the Pat's Hall of Fame™ Panel of Experts are final. No amount of whining, cajoling, urging, goading, or any other manner of unsightly attempt at convincing the Panel will prove successful. So don't even try
it. Once again, welcome! Enjoy your stay.
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I was so flattered to see that you included me in your "Hall of Fame." I was especially flattered because I love the reasons for what makes one a Hall of Famer! and I love the other women you included.
. . . Anyhow... I just wanted to let you know how flattered I was to be included with such a fantastic group of women. ” |
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— Meredith Salenger, 2001 Hall of Famer |
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